問：美 國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that
male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time
it sees a woman......
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，
他們就會起立......
(Applause!Applause! )
(鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Spain,
how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like
our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time
it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause !)
(鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe
a male organ in your country?
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs
in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐：
因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation!
Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe
a male organ in your Country?
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs
in Iranare like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms I ran: Because they like to
enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter!
Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms India, how do you describe
a male organ in your country?
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs
in Indiaare like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為日夜勞"做"。
(Applause!Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe
a male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that
Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像
Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬 (造型類似HONDA)
其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter!
Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you
describe a male organ in your country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ
In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick
and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前 15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms China, how do you describe
a male organ in your country?
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs
in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像胡錦濤.
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms China: Short and hard working,
but can work until 90.
中國小姐：短小精悍,能用到90歲
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