THE COSTCO DOCTOR!

The Latest Costco Service ((lol)   THE COSTCO DOCTOR!!!   One day,  in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to  Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I  guess I'd better see a  doctor." "Listen, you don't  have to spend that kind of money," Mike  replies "There's a diagnostic  computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine  sample and the computer will tell you what's  wrong and what to do about  it. It takes ten seconds and  costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper than a  doctor." So,  Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and  takes it to Costco. He deposits  ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks  for the urine sample... He pours the sample into  the slot and waits. Ten seconds  later, the computer ejects a  printout: "You have tennis  elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid  heavy activity.. It will improve in two weeks.  Thank you for shopping @  Costco.." That evening, while  thinking how amazing this new technology was,  Joe began wondering if the computer could be  fooled. He mixed some tap water, a  stool sample from his dog, urine samples from  his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from  himself for good measure. Joe  hurries back to Costco, eager to check the  results.. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his  concoction, and awaits the results  . The computer prints the  following: 1. Your tap water is  too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle  9) 2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him  with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3.  Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into  rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins.  They aren't yours.. Get a lawyer. 5. If  you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow  will never get better! Thank  you for shopping @ Costco!