兩個女人在天堂裡聊天！
Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven.
1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
女士A：我是凍死的！
2nd woman: How horrible!
女士B：多可怕啊！
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died with a peaceful death. What about yo
u?
女士A：還好啦！冷的發抖之後，我感到溫暖與想睡，最後就平靜的死了，你呢？
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
女士B：我是心臟病發作死的，我懷疑我先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他獨自一個人窩在沙發裡看電視。
1st woman: So, what happened？
女士A：喔！那後來呢？
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
女士B：我非常確定有個女人躲在我家裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上閣樓找，又跑到地下室找，然後找遍每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一張床底下。
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我就這樣一直跑，最後我累垮了，結果心臟病發作死了。
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer---we'd both will still be alive.
女士A：可惜妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們二人就會都活著！
