女人和男人的地理
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN(女人的地理)
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
從18歲到24歲,女人像非洲--半開發、半荒野,土地肥沃,充滿了自然美!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
在23到30之間,女人像歐洲–-已經開發完成,開放交易,特別是對貨真價實的東西。
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
在31到35之間,女人像西班牙–-熱情、灑脫、有孤芳自賞的傲氣。
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
在36到40之間,女人像希臘–-有歷史痕跡的韻味,但仍然是一個讓人覺得溫馨而想去的地方。
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past...
在41到50之間,女人像英國–-有著征服世界的光輝歷史...
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
在51到60之間,女人像以色列–-經歷過戰爭,凡事不犯第二次錯誤,能把事情辦好。
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
在61到70之間,女人像加拿大–-冷靜、矜持,但樂意與生人打交道。
After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
70以後,女人像西藏–-充滿自然美,謎樣的歷史中有著歲月沉澱的智慧,帶有冒險精神,和追求心靈智慧的渴望。
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN(男人的地理)
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts
從1歲到80歲,男人像伊朗–-被一兩個瘋子統治著。
If he can live beyong 80, a man is like Mongolia - deserted, boring and unnoticed
假如他能活過80歲,男人像蒙古–荒蕪、無趣,沒人關注它。