You will love this
你一定喜歡這
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了~
A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
「是的，我知道」，女士又說：「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子」
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說「是的，我知道」，女士又說：「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子」
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
婦人朝下望瞭望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」
