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2017年8月8日 星期二

經濟名詞的趣味解說

A little fun economics to lighten up your day...
經濟名詞的趣味解說,開啟你歡樂的一天

Wife to her Accountant husband: 
what is inflation?
Husband: 
Earlier you were 36-24-36.
But now you are 48-40-48....
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. 
This is INFLATION.😜
妻子對她的會計師丈夫說:
什麼是通貨膨脹?
先生回答說:
以前妳的三圍是 36-24-36
現在變成了 48-40-48
雖然妳所擁有的一切都比以前大了,妳的價值卻比以前低了。
這就是通貨膨脹!

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession? 
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
如果我們用正確的例子來解說,經濟名詞其實沒有那麼困難。
面試者:什麼是經濟衰退
應徵者:當"酒和女人"被"水和太太"取代時,這就叫做衰退!

Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But, 
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. 😜😜😜😜
會計名詞:
負債與資產的差別是什麼?
一位喝醉的朋友是負債。
但是,
一位喝醉的女朋友是資產!

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
一位經濟學者美妙的以兩個理由解釋為何要擁有兩位妻子。
A - 壟斷帶來破產
B - 競爭帶來服務品質的改善
如果你僅擁有一位妻子,妳會跟你爭吵!
如果你擁有兩位妻子的話,她們會為了你而爭吵!

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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
當你在戀愛當中,
奇妙的事情(wonders)總是會發生。
但是,一旦婚後,
你開始質疑(wonder),到底發生了什麼事情。
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Philosophy of marriage:
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD.
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
婚姻的哲理:
起初時,
每位妻子都視她的先生為上帝。
一段時間之後,不知道為何變成..
GOD的英文字母順序顛倒了 …. DOG
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!!!
婚後雙方的秘密方程式...
愛彼此
如果不靈的話,把 Love One Another 的 Another 改放到中間 : Love Another One … 去愛別人吧!
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Don't laugh alone...
Pass it on!!🌌 😄😄