阿公阿嬤的電話答錄機
「喂！現在我們不能接電話，請在聽到「嗶」聲後留言……
如果你是我的孩子，先按1，再依照你打電話的目的，擇1到8；
假如你是要我們去陪孫子，按1；
如果你是要跟我們借車，按2；
如果你是要我們幫你洗衣服、燙衣服，按3：
若是你要送孫子到我們這裡過夜，按4；
假若你是要我們到學校接孩子，按5；
如果你想禮拜天來吃飯、或是做一頓飯然後快遞到你家，按6；
假如你現在要過來吃飯，按7；
若是你需要錢，按8
如果你是要邀請我們出去吃飯、或是去看戲，直接說話……
我們正在聽!!!!!!!!!!」
Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. Beeeeeppp ...
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2.
If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 4.
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7.
If you want to come to eat here, press 8.
If you need money, dial 9.
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, take us to a restaurant, start talking - we are listening!
