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2007年10月3日 星期三

環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

Question: Ms America, how do you

describe a male organ in yourcountry?


問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms America: Well, I can say

that male organs in Americaare like


gentlemen.


美國小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。


Question: How can you say so?


問:為什麼呢?

Ms America: Because

it stands every time it sees a woman......


美國小姐:因為只要

一看到女士,他們就會起立......


(Applause!Applause!) (
鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Spain,

how do you describe

a male organ in your country?


問:西班牙小姐,

請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms Spain: Male organs in our country

are like our very own Bullfight or


Toro(Bull)


西班牙小姐:西班牙的

男性器官像鬥牛。


Question: How can you say so?


問:為什麼呢?


Ms Spain: Because it charges

every time it sees an opening.


西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。


(Applause! Applause !) (
鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Philippines,

how do you describe a male organ in your


country?


問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that

male organs in our country are


like gossip or rumors.

菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。


Question: How can you say so?


問:為什麼呢?


Ms Philippines: Because it passes

from mouth to mouth.


菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴

裡傳到另一張嘴裡。


(Applause!Applause! Standing

Ovation! Applause! Applause!)


(

鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采

,鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Iran, how

do you describe a male organ

in your Country?


問:伊朗小姐,

請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms Iran: Well, I can say that

male organs in Iranare like thieves.


伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊


Question: How can you say so?


問:為什麼呢?


Ms I ran: Because they

like to enter through the back door.


伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。


(Applause!Applause! Laughter!

Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


(

鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑

,鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms India, how do you

describe a male organ in your country?


問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms India: Well, I can say

the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.


印度小姐:印度的男性器官像勞力


Question: How can you say so?


問:為什麼呢?


Ms India: Because

it works day and night......


印度小姐:因為日夜勞""


(Applause!Applause! Applause!

Applause! Applause! Applause

! Applause!)


(

鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、

鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Malaysia,

how do you describe a male organ in your


country?


問:馬來西亞小姐,

請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that

Male Organs in Malaysiaare like


Proton car.

馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官

Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)

Question: How can you say so?


問:為什麼呢?


Ms Malaysia: Look tough

but actually very soft.


馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬

(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟

(一撞就變形)


(Applause!Applause! Laughter!

Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


(

鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、

大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Singapore,

how do you describe a male organ in your


country?


問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that

male organ In Singapore is very


Kiasu (Afraid to lose).


新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。


Question: How can you say so?


問:為什麼呢?


Ms Singapore: It always wants to

rush in quick and leave 15 minutes


before the show is over.


新加坡小姐:總是衝進場

,提前15分鐘出場。

(Applause! Applause! Applause!

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、

鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms China, how do you

describe a male organ in your country?


問:中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。


Ms China: Well, I can say that

Male Organs in Chinaare like

Deng Siu


Ping.


中國小姐:中國的男性器官像鄧小平.


Question: How can you say so?


問:為什麼呢?


Ms China: Short and hard working,

but can work until 90.


中國小姐:短小精幹,

但卻可以工作到九十歲。


(Applause!Applause! Laughter!

Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


(

鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、

大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

問:台灣小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。


台灣小姐:台灣的男性器官像陳水扁.


問:為什麼呢?


台灣小姐:明明不行,還要硬拗、

賴皮逞強。


(鼓掌、鼓掌,鼓掌、

鼓掌、大笑、大笑,

鼓掌、鼓掌)



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